Give us a chance . . .

Hall of Fame for athletes, Hall of Fame for the military, Hall of Fame for the fine arts. It seems there is no end to the categories available to honor past graduates of Leavenworth High School. What's next? A Hall of Fame for business, or science, or agriculture, or public service?
When are they going to select a category that I excel in? How about a Hall of Fame for the mundane, or a Hall of Fame for underachievers, or give me a real chance to see my name on a plaque on the wall at LHS (although the competition would be fierce) let's establish the Bozo Hall of Fame.

“Ladies and gentlemen, I am honored to accept . . . “

(just practicing)